oh it's tuesday

the best day of the week! the day that never ends and never began!

with one weasel in the back pocket of the antelope who hopped the ocean in search of a coat

i don’t know how it got there and i don’t care to talk about your speculative woes

it’s not historic until it’s written in stone

it’s not decided until they decide to let it go

follow me to the river

you don’t have to jump in

i know i won’t

it’s not what i do

and i’m just as furious as you about this fever sweeping the banks of the Nile

well if there is one thing i am certain of

i’m certain of this little acrobat and the magician that followed them back to the lab

they think they’re clever and they think they know what is best

but i know better then them

rock n roll will save our souls

just as it did

and always has

and it will again